KITCHEN OPEN 'TIL 11PM! ORDER AT THE BAR!
SNACKS
$10
Unicorn Balls
fried pork balls, ginger, jalapeno with sweet chili aioli
$10
$9
Narwhal Balls
fried cheesy potato croquettes with roasted garlic aioli
$9
$7
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$10
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$15
Chicken Strips
hand breaded with honey mustard on the side (3, 5, or 10 pieces)
$7
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$10
/
$15
$15
SAMPLER BASKET
pickle fries, spicy cauliflower bites, cheese curds & onion rings with ranch and BBQ
$15
$12
QUESADILLA
fresh corn salsa and melty cheese with house made habanero crema.
$12
add chicken + $4
$9
Mac & Cheese
house made cheese sauce
$9
add chili, bacon, or hotdog for + $3
$11
Mushroom Poutine
fries or tots topped with house made mushroom gravy & mozzarella
$11
basket $7
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side $4
Fries or Tots
basket $7
/
side $4
basket $9
/
side $6
Parmesan garlic Fries or Tots
basket $9
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side $6
$10
Chili Cheese Basket
fries or tots topped with vegan chili and cheddar cheese.
$10
sub vegan cheese +1
$5
Popcorn Basket
truffle oil or cinnamon sugar
$5
$9
Bowl of Vegan Chili
$9
add beef or chicken +$4 +add cheese or sour cream +$1
sub vegan chz +$1
SALADS
$11
Arugula Salad
Gorgonzola, Toasted Almonds, Croutons, House made Balsamic dressing, Crispy Shallots
$11
Make it a Wrap +2
$11
Chicken Caesar Salad
Marinated Chicken Breast, Kale, Parmesan, Croutons, House made Dressing
$11
Make it a Wrap +$2
CORN DOGS
** Substitute Field Roast Apple Sage Veggie Dog for +$2
$8
The Original
hand-dipped, house made classic corn batter
$8
$10
Unicorn Dog
beer braised onions, sriracha cream cheese
$10
$11
Coney Dog
house made chili, onion, cheddar cheese, sour cream, fritos
$11
$12
The Poutine Dog
mozzarella, house fries, mushroom gravy
$12
$12
Elote Dog
Topped with roasted corn salsa, habanero creme, cotija cheese
$12
BURGERS
** 1/3 Pound All Beef Patties from Local Royal Ranch Beef - Cooked to Medium**
$11
Pine/Pike Original
american cheese, special sauce, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle
$11
$12
Jackalope Burger
roasted jalapeno queso, frizzled onions, arugula, tomato, chipotle mayo
$12
$14
Pegasus Burger
gorgonzola, bacon, balsamic onion marmalade, arugula, roasted garlic aioli
$14
$15
El Chupacabra
roasted jalapeno queso, bacon, onion rings, honey mustard, bbq
$15
$4
** Make it a Double +
$4
$2
** Sub Beyond Veggie Burger
$2
$4
** Sub Grilled or Fried Chicken
$4
SANDWICHES
$10
B.L.T.
Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, roasted garlic aioli
$10
$12
Honey Habanero Fried Chicken
creamy bleu cheese, lettuce, pickle, on a pub bun
$12
$9
Grilled Cheese Stuffed Grilled Cheese
texas toast, american cheese, garlic aioli.
$9
sub vegan cheese +1
$12
Patty Melt
burger patty, beer braised onions, swiss cheese, special sauce, on grilled texas toast
$12
SWEETS
$9
Funnel Cake
cinnamon sugar and fireball jelly
$9
$10
Fruity Fried Ice Cream
strawberry ice cream, fruity pebble crust, fruit loop vodka glaze
$10
$10
Unicorn Droppings
fried peanut butter cookie dough
$10
Please Order at the Bar!
COCKTAILS
$12
Unicorn Jizz
mango vodka, triple sec, oj, sour, grenadine, lemon lime soda
$12
$13
Mauve Mullet
tequila, strawberry syrup, papaya guava puree, lime, lemon lime soda
$13
$12
My Little Pony
apple and peach vodka, oj, sour, grenadine, lemon lime soda
$12
$13
Wiggle Worm
mezcal, elderflower liqueur, grapefruit, lime, squirt
$13
$13
Americorn
house made bubblegum vodka, watermelon liqueur, blue raz vodka, sour, lemon lime soda
$13
$12
Capri Sun
cherry limeade vodka, pomegranate liqueur, sour, lemon, lemon lime soda
$12
$12
The Mule-i-Corn
Svedka, pomegranate liqueur, lime, timber city ginger beer
$12
$13
Coconut Carl
Bacardi coconut, rum, coconut pineapple passion fruit puree, sour
$13
$12
Lady Bunny
bombay gin, orange blossom water, lemon, simple syrup, dry cucumber soda
$12
$12
Pinky's Out
jim beam, strawberry syrup, lime, timber city ginger beer
$12
$12
Bad Water
cazadores blanco, triple sec, pineapple, habanero, sour
$12
$13
Passion Quest
passion fruit vodka, papaya guava puree, sour, lemon lime soda
$13
$13
Witchy Titty
blue curacao, blue raspberry vodka, sour, midori, butterfly pea flower powder water
$13
$13
The Skinny Unicorn
bombay gin, elderflower liqueur, lemon, lime, grapefruit, cucumber syrup, club soda
$13
$12
Pink Flamingo
pink lemonade vodka, sour, cranberry, cherry syrup, club soda
$12
$12
Cardamommy
jim beam, lemon, sour, cardamom bitters, club soda
$12
SHOTS
$5
Jello Shots
rotating selection of layered jello deliciousness
$5
$10
Birthday Parade
chocolate vodka, rumchata, pineapple. *contains dairy
$10
$10
Scooby Snatch
bacardi coconut, midori, coconut pineapple passion fruit puree, sour, pineapple
$10
$10
Desert Queen
tequila, strawberry syrup, pineapple, lime
$10
$10
Rainbow Brite
lemon vodka, watermelon liqueur, sour, cranberry
$10
$10
Friendship Bracelet
raspberry vodka, papaya guava puree, sour, lemon lime soda
$10
$10
Lychee Luck Dragon
lemon vodka, lychee liqueur, sour, oj, cranberry
$10
$10
Snickerdoodle
hazelnut espresso vodka, rumchata *contains dairy
$10
$10
Cereal Bowl
fruit loop vodka, rumchata, lemon lime soda, grenadine *contains dairy
$10
DROP SHOTS
$10
Unicorn Tear Drop
house made bubblegum vodka, chocolate vodka, drop it into cherry energy drink
$10
$10
Sno Cone Drop
blue raz vodka, apple liqueur, drop it into blue energy drink
$10
$10
Jolly Unicorn Drop
apple vodka, watermelon liqueur, drop it into blue energy drink
$10
NON ALCOHOLIC
ALL OF THE FUN MINUS THE HANGOVER!
$5
Tropical Lemonade
fresh lemonade with papaya guava puree
$5
$7
Pina Poquita
coconut passion fruit pineapple puree, lime, lemon lime soda
$7
$5
Cuke Tease
timber city gingerbeer, lime juice, cucumber syrup, angostura bitters
$5
$4
Timber City Ginger Beer
locally made with ginger, water, lemon, organic cane sugar, sage, and thyme
$4
$3
Energy Drink
blue or regular
$3
$3
La Croix
lemon, mango, passion fruit, or tangerine
$3
DRAFT
$6
Rainier Lager
Rainier Brewing Co.
$6
$8
Golden Pilsner
Fremont Brewing
$8
$8
Mannys Pale Ale
Georgetown Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Horizon IPA
Metier Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Little Town Lager
Backwoods Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Irish Death Dark Ale
Iron Horse Brewery
$8
$8
Dry Hard Cider
Seattle Cider Co.
$8
$8
Downstairs Bar Only: Hazy Wonder IPA
Lagunitas Brewing Co.
$8
CANS
$6
PBR TALL
$6
$6
TECATE TALL
$6
$6
MILLER LITE 12OZ
$6
$6
COORS LIGHT 12OZ
$6
$6
CORONA 12OZ
$6
$8
BLUE MOON 12OZ
$8
$8
WHITE CLAW
MANGO, BLACK CHERRY, OR WATERMELON
$8
$5
MODELITO 7OZ BOTTLE
$5
2-5 PM MONDAY - FRIDAY!
HH BEER
$7
Little Town Lager
Backwoods Brewing Co.
$7
$7
Golden Pilsner
Fremont Brewing
$7
$7
Horizon IPA
Metier Brewing
$7
$7
Mannys Pale Ale
Georgetown Brewing Co.
$7
$7
Irish Death Dark Ale
Iron Horse Brewery
$7
$7
Dry Hard Cider
Seattle Cider Co.
$7
$5
Rainier Lager
Rainier Brewing Co.
$5
$5
PBR Tall Boy
Pabst Brewing Co.
$5
HH SPIRITS
$10
Unicorn Jizz
mango vodka, triple sec, oj, sour, grenadine, lemon lime soda
$10
$10
Capri Sun
cherry limeade vodka, pomegranate liqueur, lemon, sour, lemon lime soda
$10
$10
Lady Bunny
bombay gin, orange blossom water, lemon, simple syrup, dry cucumber soda
$10
$10
Bad Water
cazadores blanco, triple sec, pineapple, habanero, sour
$10
$7
Flavored Bacardi
mango chili, dragonberry, or tropical with mixer
$7
$6
Well Liquor
vodka, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, with mixer
$6
HH FOOD
$6
Original Corn Dog
$6
$8
Veggie Corn Dog
$8
$9
Unicorn Balls
fried pork balls, ginger, jalapeno with sweet chili aioli
$9
$8
Narwhal Balls
fried cheesy potato croquettes with roasted garlic aioli
$8
$9
Chicken Strips & Fries
3 hand breaded with honey mustard on the side
$9
$9
Pike/Pine Burger
american cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, special sauce
$9
$11
Quesadilla
fresh pico de gallo, cheddar cheese, house mafe salsa and habanero creme.
$11
add chicken +4
$11
Kale Chicken Caesar Wrap
marinated chicken breast, kale, parmesan, croutons, tossed in house made caesar dressing - wrapped in a spinach tortilla
$11
basket $5
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side $3
Fries or Tots
basket $5
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side $3
BRUNCH FOOD - 11 - 3PM
$13
Unicorn Special
scrambled eggs, home fries with choice of toast and meat
$13
$12
French Toast
3 pieces of texas toast dipped in orange cinnamon batter with maple syrup
$12
$15
Biscuits & Gravy
Buttermilk biscuits, house made mushroom gravy with scrambled eggs and home fries
$15
$6
Good Morning Dog
Uli's breakfast sausage dipped in pancake batter served with maple syrup
$6
$10
Tropical Parfait
Vanilla and honey yogurt, granola, tropical fruit compote, toasted coconut
$10
$8
Original Dog
All beef hotdog hand dipped in our house made batter
$8
$10
Veggie Original
Field roast apple sage veggie dog hand dipped in our house made batter
$10
$11
Pike/Pine Burger
american cheese, special sauce, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle
$11
$12
Honey Habanero Chicken Sandwich
Hand breaded chicken, habanero honey, pickle, lettuce, blue cheese
$12
$11
Kale Caesar
Marinated Chicken Breast, Kale, Parmesan, Croutons, House made Caesar Dressing
$11
$15
SAMPLER BASKET
pickle fries, spicy cauliflower bites, cheese curds & onion rings with ranch and BBQ
$15
basket $7
/
side $4
Fries or Tots
basket $7
/
side $4
$7
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$10
/
$15
Chicken Strips
hand breaded with honey mustard on the side (3, 5, or 10 pieces)
$7
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$10
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$15
$10
Fruity Fried Ice Cream
Strawberry ice cream, fruity pebble crust, fruit loop vodka glaze
$10
SIDES
$4
Side of Scrambled Eggs
$4
$4
Side of Home Fries
$4
$4
Side of Meat
bacon or sausage patty.
$4
sub veggie sausage +1.5
$3
Side of Toast
sourdough, wheat, or english muffin
$3
BRUNCH DRINKS
Bubbles
$40
Unicorn Sparkling Rose Bottle
$40
add small juice $4
add large juice $6
$25
Wycliff Sparkling Bottle
$25
add small juice $4
add large juice $6
$6
Basic Mimosa
oj, grapefruit, cranberry, or pineapple
$6
first one is $2 with ticket
$16
Unicorn Sparkling Rose Can
14 Hands Columbia Valley Wine
$16
2 glasses in a can!
$7
Glass of Sparkling
$7
Magical Mimosas - pick your flavor! $8 each
Skarlet Dior Black
papaya / guava
Manny Manstand
melon ball
Louvel
pomegranate
Ruby Bouche
strawberry
Glory Joel
watermelon
Izzy Access
pineapple whip
Glenn Coco
coconut
Issa Man
lychee
BRUNCH COCKTAILS
$8
Michelada
tecate, bloody mary mix, tajin rim
$8
$10
Bloody Mary
house made recipe, tajin rim
$10
$12
Strawberry Margarita
fresh margarita mix, strawberry syrup
$12
$10
Dreamsicle
whipped vodka, orange juice
$10
$13
Cereal Killer
fruit loop vodka, rumchata, lemon lime soda, grenadine *contains dairy
$13
$11
Aperol Spritz
aperol, sparkling wine, club soda
$11
$10
Cucumber Cooler
elderflower liqueur, dry cucumber soda
$10
$16
Creamy Hazelnut Espresso Martini
hazelnut espresso vodka, kahlua, bailey's *contains dairy
$16
$10
Bitter Betty
grapefruit vodka, cranberry, club soda
$10
$12
French 75
Bombay, lemon juice, simple syrup, sparkling wine
$12
$12
Vitamin C
Deep Eddy Orange Vodka, OJ, Energy Drink
$12
$12
Irish Coffee
Jameson, Bailey's, Coffee
$12
$10
Bailey's & Coffee
$10
$3
Bottomless Coffee
$3